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I have a crazy religious nut on my hands. Every day during class, I can’t sit and go through lecture without this guy asking me if I’m worried at all about not being saved by Jesus yet or if I’m ready to embrace the fires of Hell. Now, I’m a religious person of a different faith, but I believe…

… On the day they kick the fucker out of class, I highly recommend you do your best Samuel L. Jackson impersonation while quoting Ezekiel 25:17.

OR I’d quote Ezekiel 23:20 in my best Anna Nicole Smith voice. Not for any particularly good reason, just because. It’s my life verse:

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.