Coke Talk: Coke Talk Predictions for 2012
• Hugh Hefner will renew his contract with Satan.
• A cast member from Jersey Shore will be permanently disfigured during cosmetic surgery. No one will notice.
• The iPad 3 with Siri will be released in March. Siri will learn at a geometric rate, becoming self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time,…
